History
in the early morning on Tuesday, the 22nd of February 2005 by Chad
MSN Conversation with Anarchy:
Matt says: Like… the first time you met Gary… or when you had a reunion in a traffic accident… or when you came from the dentist and got into a fender-bender and the woman thought you were retarded…
Matt says: Write up the story about the chick who trashed your car and the cop brought you your license plate.
Chad says: yeah
Matt says: All these Chad stories are rushing back now…
Chad says: sweet, writing ‘em down…
Matt says: I’ll have to …
Matt says: But these are your stories… you should tell them.
And so I shall tell them. And many more. Just need to remember the details. That is the hard part.
I am also going to include the following stories:
- Cool Man Dave
- Tarot Cards and why Jason won’t forgive me
- Getting chased out of the cemetery by an old guy with a shotgun
- The donut shop girl with the napkins
- The donut shop nudists
- The donut shop cop
- The Gary drinking stories
- Jason’s car’s funeral (although Matt really does need to tell this one himself!)
- “Jason, you know the position!”
- 3 girls outside the van
- And if I get permission, there is always the Tom spitting on Julie story
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February 22nd, 2005 at 10:11 am
Don’t forget… Gary’s stealth hurl.
February 22nd, 2005 at 10:16 am
Oooo… the story about Lori busting out the window of some chicks car to yank her out… and then getting stopped by Officer Hall.
February 24th, 2005 at 10:50 pm
Donuts & Napkins
Story time!!!Once again, we’re hanging out in t……
February 24th, 2005 at 10:51 pm
Cops and donuts don’t mix
So as happened many upon many nights, we found ……
January 8th, 2006 at 9:41 am
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