Ninja, Inc.

in the early afternoon on Friday, the 18th of February 2005 by Chad

Japundit found the Official Ninja Webpage! You too can find the Real Ultimate Power!

Ninja Facts: 1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. Testimonial: Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don’t even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

Now, we all know that Pirates are much better than Ninjas, but ninjas are pretty slick. Even IT directors who have a ninja secret identity.